Ah yes! Sex and the soccer mom. NOT! Who the hell has time? Between ballet, skating, school, homework, cleaning (did I really just say cleaning?) who seriously has time for sex? OK, so I'm not a soccer mom, but I am a mom of two very busy girls. My husband is your typical suburban husband. He works, comes home, eats, watches sports and goes to bed. That is where is he now. In bed. I'm downstairs typing on my computer. See how the "sex" works out? Who is having sex these days? Well, besides Brittany Spears and her shaved va-jay-jay. Who has time to have sex? And if you are finding the time, will you please share your secret with the rest of us?
Speaking of "The Secret" I haven't read it yet. I'm waiting for the Cliff Notes version. Because once again, I don't have time to read. Sometimes I feel like I have to schedule my bathroom breaks. Some of my suburban mom friends talk about "date nights" with their husbands. Again, this is a totally foreign concept to me. I mean, when one has to wake up at 6am to take a little cheeleader to a pee-wee football game, who wants to get drunk and laid the night before? Where is the balance? Is there such a thing as balance when you are a middle-aged mom?
One thing I am grateful for? All day Kindergarten. Finally I get to go to Target by myself!
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