No honey, I wasn't watching that....

I love my husband, I really, really do. But....

(There's always a but, right?)

One of his biggest vices, is walking into the family room and asking me for the remote. "Well, I was sort of watching this." I reply. He then will pick up the remote, and hit "record" on the DVR. He then proceeds to flip through all 800+ channels and usually settles on something like "Hair Bands of the 80's" on VH-1 or "NHL Classics" on some obscure ESPN channel. He'll watch for approximately 5.6 seconds, and then sets the remote down and walks out of the room.

Now, I usually pick up the remote and change it back to the channel I was originally watching. But tonight, I decided to ask him if he was coming back into the room. "No, why?" he responded. "No reason honey."